humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

(Source: humqn, via betrayingly)

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

(Source: desteil, via suckitupandshutup)